February 2012
3 tags
QUICK rant
Okay ladies.
I understand that you wanna go into Facebook like “oh man, people are gonna see my glorious titties. Just look at how small my waist is yumyumyum. i love myself. People should like it yay.”
That is so great that you love yourself, however. When I can see (basically) everything you got going on under the hood, that’s too much. Seriously, you are beautiful! Have some...
frostitution:
*puts on PINK sweatshirt*
*puts on short shorts*
*puts on Ugg boots*
now the boys will realize im not like every other girl
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
im gonna lose weight
its gonna happen
tumboner:
maxsoda:
fagology:
gh3tt0fabul0us:
canklequeen:
w3stcoastin:
baddest bitch in town
well OKAY GRANNIE
omfg
WHAT
LOL
WHAT
flawless bitch
this, my filipino friends, is the real definition of ”’swag””
kimdash:
LMAO I WOULDVE DONE THE SAME SHIT WITH THE VENDING MACHINE
thumbcramps:
golf time
ye smack dat
fuq
gad dammit im comin 2 save u ball
ok i am here ball where r u
WAT DA FUQ DA BALL IS ME
YO WHAT DA FUQ
FUQ UR MIND GAMES BALL
lol peace out
dumbass ball tryin its damn mind games
cant fool zac
efron out
dark-youth:
thetreestories:
libertyisdead:
(via gnarly, blanklove)
every. fucking. time.